rockytop-love:

shoothikedrinkfuck:

weloveshortvideos:

When mom says dinner is ready

Sweet angel no

Can we all just appreciate the fact that this cutie just fell down the stairs but still immediately got up so excited like he just had a great time falling down the stairs? Like I want to handle bad things as well as this puppy does

eva-420:

eva-420:

i just heard my mom yell and ran across the house because i thought she was hurt, but she was actually just excited because she saw a very fat bird outside 

update: she called him a “pompous little man” because he shit in one of the old flowerbeds 

bettsplendens:

thelogicalghost:

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

narwhalsarefalling:

transcoranic:

narwhalsarefalling:

squirrelstone:

narwhalsarefalling:

lam-baka:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

disneyprincest:

yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open

eyeliner-and-jokes:

v1als:

v1als:

v1als:

your signature has to be a unique identifying mark right? is there anything saying it has to be a scribbled version of my name??

I checked and apparently there’s nothing that legally says your signature has to match your legal name. it’s on.

“sign here please sir”

“certainly”

@jonhnystorm

shittyidea:

Leaving your bed in the morning

thexfiles:

i love women. in the feminist way and in the gay way. happy international women’s day

the-ice-castle:

You know, one thing i like about Mulan is how Yao, Ling and Chien Po don’t really seem to care about the fact that Mulan is a girl.

I mean, when they find out, they are visibly perplexed

But even so, they rush and try to help her when she’s about to get killed

After this, they all seem quite depressed about having to leave her behind (and when Shang ignores her)

And when she shows up and takes action, they gladly follow her lead

And they even rock some crossdressing, like she did

(btw they just missed a great opportunity to make Shang crossdress here, shame on you movie)

Honestly, i just think this needs more appreciation. Because to them, Mulan didn’t have to prove herself again, just because she is a girl. She already earned their friendship and respect when she was ‘Ping’, and that was enough.

maidenruby:

Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh 

Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school

diary-of-a-chinese-kid:

These pockets are everything

shitter:

mutuals meeting me irl